Overheard off Sesame Street:

Kermit

“The truth about Bert and Ernie’s relationship has never been a secret here on Sesame Street."

Kermit the Frog

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Big Bird

"We’ve all known about it since the beginning. It's never been a big deal for us."

Big Bird

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Kermit

"And we support THEM. They are two very loving men who are better for having found each other. And they are our friends. We love them."

Kermit the Frog

Big Bird

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"Yeah. What he said.

Big Bird

 

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Kermit

"And now we’re thrilled that they will be able to get married because our production is based in one of the 13 states that allow gay marriage! Just think... if the Supreme Court had a decent sized set of balls between them, they would have made same-sex marriage legal nationwide as a matter of civil rights!"

Kermit the Frog  

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Big Bird

"Cookie Monster and Lars, the Swedish Chef, will be catering it; Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem will be playing. It is going to be a great time. I’d invite you all, but we really don’t like humans all that much. You are just too goddam needy."

Big Bird

Kermit

 

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"You real people out there who are still fighting over this divisive issue need to grow up and  accept change."

Kermit the Frog  

Big Bird

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"Thanks for listening!"

Big Bird

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Big Bird

“So… do you think they will stop fighting?”

Big Bird

Kermit

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“Nope. Americans are too fucking stupid. They will keep fighting over this until one side or the other dies. So much hatred...  I just can't understand the concept of hating a group of people just because of whom they love... but I'm made of felt.
What the fuck do I know."

Kermit the Frog

Kermit

 

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“What?"

Kermit

Kermit the Frog 

 

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"The camera is still on and we’re broadcasting?
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!”

Kermit the Frog

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“Kermit always does that--he says lots of shit about humans! This time, Elmo made sure you all heard it. Frog not such a nice guy, is he? But Elmo loves everybody!”

Elmo