Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Overheard at the Family Leadership Summit:


Rick Santorum

“The Republican Party has to do a better job of appealing to the working class! We always come off as if the only thing we support are the very wealthy. We are not connecting. We need to talk to blue collar workers about their … what do they call them? … Oh yeah… JOBS, and their WORK BOOTS, work boots that sometimes get holes in them, because … because they are manufactured by liberal abortion rights advocates who are more interested in killing babies than they are in putting out a good pair of work boots. The pro-choice lobby is the root of all evil. Everything bad that happens in your life is because somebody had an abortion and another baby died. It’s in the bible, dammit—the Book of Recalcitrants—Saint Paul’s letters to the Recalcitrants. Where is that book? It comes right after ‘Ephonians’. You people need to read your bibles more.”


Rick Santorum, former senator from Pennsylvania, America's favorite Roman Catholic, founding member of the National He-Man Homo-Haters Club,  and now the head of a Christian movie studio. Santorum says he is open to a presidential candidacy in 2016.


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