Thursday, September 26, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:


Jesus Christ

  



“Franny! Franny!”
Jesus Christ, son of God




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Pope Francis I

 



“What is it this time, Jesus. More pedophile priests?”
Pope Francis I



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Jesus Christ





“Nope, I actually have a joke for you.”
Jesus Christ




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Pope Francis I




“OH GOODY! No one tells me jokes.”


Pope Francis I






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Jesus Christ







“Ready?”
Jesus Christ





Pope Francis I
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“Of course I’m ready.”


Pope Francis I




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Jesus Christ






“OK. Here goes:

...So... a  priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar…”
Jesus Christ




Pope Francis I
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“…Yes?…”


Pope Francis I





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Jesus Christ





“…And that’s just the FIRST guy!”
Jesus Christ




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Pope Francis I

 


“…and?…”


Pope Francis I


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Jesus Christ





“…and that’s the whole joke, you moron.”
Jesus Christ



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Pope Francis I


“I don’t get it.”


Pope Francis I






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Jesus Christ






“Don’t play dumb, Franny. You will ruin the joke.”
Jesus Christ





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Pope Francis I


 
“Oh wait... so you are saying the priest, the rapist and the pedophile are ALL THE SAME GUY? Well, Jesus, that’s just terrible! I sure am glad that never happens.”


Pope Francis I


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Jesus Christ






“I hope Father was off playing Skee-ball and didn’t hear you say that, Franny, otherwise, you are toast.”
Jesus Christ










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