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| James Hoffa |
“Do you know who I am?”
James P. Hoffa, president of the
Teamsters Union
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| Ted Cruz |
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“Of course I do. You’re James P. Hoffa, president of the Teamsters Union.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz
(R-Texas)
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| James Hoffa |
“Very good. Now listen up, weasel face.
I want you to cease and desist when it comes to using my name. Stop using it to
promote your agenda, stop saying my name as if we were friends, stop pretending
you know me at all, and don't ever say it out loud again, because this is the first time we have met, is it not?”
James P. Hoffa
|
| Ted Cruz |
- - -
“Yes,
it is.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| James Hoffa |
“I don’t EVER want to hear my name
comin’ outta your mouth ever again, Bozo. Do we understand each other? Or do I
need to sign you up for a series of visits with Guido and Vinnie Incorporated,
our home health care service.
James P. Hoffa
|
| Ted Cruz |
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“No
sir. No home visits for me. How do you know where I live
anyway?”
Sen.
Cruz
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|
| James Hoffa |
“We are the Teamsters, Teddy. We know
everything about you—where you live, where your wife Heidi works and what
plants she has growing in her office. We know all about your two children. We
know the route your wife takes to work on Monday and Wednesday, and the route
she takes on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. We know you have spaghetti for
dinner every Tuesday night. We know you prefer boxer shorts made of 100 percent
cotton. We know everything about you. It’s what we do. Now unless you would
like us to become a whole lot more involved in your life, I suggest you do as I
ask and shut the fuck up with the using my name. Capisci?”
James P. Hoffa
|
| Ted Cruz |
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“Oh,
yes sir!”
Sen.
Cruz
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