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| Dilma Rousseff |
“You
want to spy on my people? Fine! I’m not coming to visit! Goddam nosey
Americans! As if anyone in Brazil actually spies on you or gives a shit about
you! Oh yeah. We’re a haven for terrorism down here in Brazil. We are all too
busy down here parading around on nude beaches, using drugs, and getting tanned
to do any spying or terror bullshit! What a shithead you are. Fuck you,
President Obama!”
Brazilian
President Dilma Rousseff
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| Michelle Obama |
- - -
“Oh, damn, Barack. I really wanted her to
visit. I was hoping she could teach me how to do that Brazilian wax thing.”
First Lady Michelle Obama
- - -
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| Barack Obama |
“Oh
sure. NOW you tell me. Nice.”
President
Barack Obama
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