Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Overheard in the Oval Office:


John Boehner




“Two weeks to go, President Obama. I believe it is time for you to give in and come to the table to negotiate.”

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)



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Barack Obama

“How many times do we have to engage in the same conversation? You people in the House are such a bunch of bitches. There will be no negotiation for this debt ceiling issue. It is the role of Congress to ensure the government can continue to operate. We are not talking about cutting programs or costs here. We are talking about old debts—money long spent. It is Congress’ obligation to act; it is not my responsibility to toss presents at Congress in order to get it to act.

President Barack Obama



John Boehner
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“We not raising the ceiling without getting something in return.”
Speaker Boehner



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Barack Obama



“Well, when checks start bouncing, let’s see if your position changes any. I have given in too many times on this already and you Republicans are never satisfied. This time you want to defund the Affordable Care Act in exchange for giving Treasury the authorization to pay our bills? FUCK YOU. This time the answer is ‘no fucking way.’”
President Obama



John Boehner
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“Mr. President, show some leadership!”
Speaker Boehner





Barack Obama
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“You sing that damn tune every time, Mr. Speaker. You are allowing a VERY SMALL cross-section of your OWN party to set the agenda for the entire House. It’s bullshit. It’s time to stand up and be a man, not a whining pussy boy. If you want to take responsibility for wrecking our entire economy and derailing what little economic improvement we are seeing, be my fucking guest.”
President Obama


John Boehner

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“I'm telling my Mom."
Speaker Boehner











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