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| Ben Bernanke |
“Do
any of you have any idea just how fucking GREAT it is to have the entire
world waiting on your every word? Of course you don't. Trust me, it is AMAZING. I suspect that if I
stood up at a Federal Reserve meeting and farted into the microphone, I
could bring down the New York Stock Exchange! And if I added a giant
’B-O-O-O-O-O!’ to the mix, I might just take down Tokyo and London as well! HA
HA! Here's my new theme song:
Oh, oh
There goes Tokyo!
Better get Bernanke!
It is great to be ME! Not too bad for a short old Jew from
Augusta-motherfucking-Georgia, of ALL places, who had to teach himself calculus because my high
school DIDN’T FUCKING TEACH IT? B-O-O-O-O-O! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ben
Bernanke,
Harvard educated American economist and chair of the Federal Reserve.
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