Sunday, September 1, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Mary Cheney
"My sister is a psycho bitch. She's named after Lizzie Borden, you know. She's even crazier than my bat shit fuck crazy father. Liz is dead wrong about gay marriage--but it would be just like her to oppose something that would bring joy and happiness to millions of American citizens. She's been that way since she was a kid. Liz is also dead wrong if she says she's never thought about playing for the home team. Trust me: I read her diary growing up. And Jesus Fucking Christ! Ever see her husband? Talking about a hungry buzzard being knocked off a meat wagon..."

Mary Cheney, sister of Wyoming senate candidate Liz Cheney/daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney ... and very openly lesbian and happily married to her longtime partner.

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