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| Newt Gingrich |
“What
do you mean I can’t attend a very partisan trade group event for shale fracking
and natural gas and be the guest speaker—a role which paid me extremely well? Journalistic ethics! Hey! I gotta eat!”
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| Benny Hill Gingrich |
“You
were the same way when you were a kid, Newtie. Always fighting the rules,
always cutting corners, always putting your needs ahead of others. That reminds
me of the time when you skipped school so you could go hang out with the loan
sharks on the corner and then blamed ME for getting you to leave school,
despite the fact that I was in school at the time. And yet, Mom believed you!”
Benny
Hill Gingrich,
long lost twin brother of Newtie.
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