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| Sarah Palin |
"Yep!
I’m a going to New Jersey to campaign for Senate candidate Steve Lonegan. I LOVE
Steve! He is ‘one of us’! He ‘gets’ us conservatives! He wants to make America a place where the only ideas are acceptable are the ones conservatives
endorse! He supports gun rights and hates gays! He hates abortions! He has
little experience—just like me back when I ran for vice president! In fact, he
has LESS experience governing than I did, which probably makes him more
qualified.”
Sarah Palin,former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice
presidential candidate, former reality show star, and Fox News
commentator.
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| Steve Lonegan |
“I am so honored to have Sarah Palin and The TEA
Party Express—all from outside New Jersey—coming in to conduct a 'grassroots'
campaign behalf of me AND my tremendously shitty toupee. Meanwhile, Vice President Joe Biden wouldn’t even come
to campaign for Corey Booker because of this IMAGINED government shutdown
crisis in Washington. Pish posh. Biden just didn’t want to stand next to
Booker—and certainly not in front of Booker—you know, because Booker is just not a manly man!”
New
Jersey GOP Senate Candidate Steve Lonegan
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| Corey Booker |
“I
didn’t realize Sarah Palin knew where New Jersey was. In fact, I’ll wager she
didn’t until someone showed her on a map.”
Cory Booker, mayor of Newark, N.J., and Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate
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| Sarah Palin |
“Well you listen up, Mr. Booger. I knows where all 'a the states is at. I have
a lot in common with New Jersey. I have a garden, too, you know.”
Sarah Palin
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| Corey Booker |
“I
will bet you do. Welcome in advance to the Garden State, Mrs. Palin. I’m pleased you could
make it.”
Corey
Booker
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| Snooki |
“Sarah Palin? Here? She’s my idol! We have so MUCH in common. I'm smarter, but we're both sluts and have almost the same hairdo!”
Snooki
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| Tony Soprano |
“Sarah
Palin? Here? I hate that broad. Christ. Paulie—take care a dis.”
Tony
Soprano, New Jersey mob boss
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| Paulie Gualtieri |
“This
one is for free, boss. It will be my sincere pleasure.”
Paulie
Gualtieri
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