Friday, November 22, 2013

Overheard at a Rape Crisis Center:


Barack Obama







“Chuck, have you figured out how to stop all of these sexual assaults in the military yet?”

President Barack Obama





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Chuck Hagel



“Do you think serving ice cream with dinner would do it?”

Secretary of Defense Charles “Chuck” Hagel







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Barack Obama






“No, I don’t believe that is the answer we’re looking for here.”


President Obama







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Chuck Hagel





“How about if we added hot fudge? To the ice cream.”
Secretary Hagel








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Barack Obama







“Tell me again why I appointed you to one of the most important cabinet positions in our government?"
President Obama







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Chuck Hagel






“My ability to innovate and lead?”
Secretary Hagel








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