Overheard at Friday Night Karaoke:

John Boehner

"Well, after posting a scathing entry on my blog about my frustration in signing up for Obamacare, I was completely enrolled just a few minutes later. I found a great plan and I’ll save money. Imagine that! And they can’t deny me coverage despite the fact that I am well on the way to emphysema-ville thanks to my 40-year two-pack-a-day cigarette habit! So to make it up to the president, why don’t we all SING-ALONG. You know the tune: it’s ‘My Girl’ by the Temptations. You gotta love that fucking Motown… Christ, I will never live this one down.”

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)

I’ve got healthcare

That I can afford

I needed insurance

In case I was gored

So-o-o-o-o-o-o, I guess you’d ask

Where did I go to get this deal?

Healthcare …  (dot gov, dot gov)

Talkin’ ‘bout healthcare (dot gov)

I saved so-o-o-o-o much money, you’ll all envy me

Despite a pre-existing condition, ‘cuz I’ve smoked so much

So-o-o-o-o-o-o, I guess you’d ask

Where did I go to get this deal

Healthcare …  (dot gov, dot gov)

Talkin’ ‘bout healthcare

(dot gov)

Oooo-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

O-bam-uh

O-bam-uh

Yeah

I don’t need no subsidies from Uncle Sam

I make a quarter-million bucks a year, baby

And you can’t top that

So-o-o-o-o-o-o, I guess you’d ask

Where did I go to get this deal

Healthcare …  (dot gov, dot gov)

Talkin’ ‘bout healthcare

(dot gov)

I’ve got healthcare

That I can afford

I’ve even got those low co-pays

With healthcare (dot gov, dot gov)

Talkin’ bout , talkin’ ‘bout

Talkin’ ‘bout healthcare, healthcare

That’s all that I can talk about

Is healthcare (dot gov, dot gov)