Monday, November 4, 2013

Overheard on the Secret GOP Cellphone:


John Boehner



“Republicans? Sabotaging Obamacare from the very start? Calculating how to make the program  fail at every turn? Being recalcitrant? Urging recalcitrance and outright refusal to participate at the state level? I don’t believe we are that smart.”

Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)




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Mitch McConnell


“Republicans? Sabotaging Obamacare from the very start? Calculating how to make the program  fail at every turn? Being recalcitrant? Urging recalcitrance and outright refusal to participate at the state level? I don’t believe we are that smart.”

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)





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Lindsey Graham


“Republicans? Sabotaging Obamacare from the very start? Calculating how to make the program fail at every turn? Being recalcitrant? Urging recalcitrance and outright refusal to participate at the state level? I don’t believe we are that smart. Besides, I am ONLY recalcitrant and calculating when I'm wearing taffeta, and as you can see, I most definitely am not wearing taffeta.”

Sen. Lindsey “Thunderlips” Graham (R-South Carolina)





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Ted Cruz



“Republicans? Sabotaging Obamacare from the very start? Calculating how to make the program  fail at every turn? Being recalcitrant? Urging recalcitrance and outright refusal to participate at the state level? I don’t believe we are that smart.”

Sen. Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz Jr. (R-Texas)

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