Friday, December 13, 2013

Overheard at the Mall:


Santa Claus



“And not only does Megyn Kelly suck ass, she is mean, too. Always has been. For a long time I thought her family just needed the coal for their furnace because I could not believe one kid could be such a cunt. Anyway, I’m any color you want me to be, kids. I’m magic, remember?”

Santa Claus

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