Friday, December 13, 2013

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ




“What is all this fuss? Am I black, white, medium, dark, light … does it really matter? I’m Jesus Fucking Christ, no matter what color I am. Get over the color issue. That is a red herring obscuring the real issue, which is to love one another and stop being douchebags. All I can say is Megyn Kelly sucks ass. And trust me, I know. I’ve seen her do it.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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