Thursday, December 19, 2013

Overheard Everywhere:



Bobby Jindal

“What’s wrong with a reality television show giving an interview to a magazine and suggesting homosexuality is just a mystery to him because the vagina is just so much more appealing than the asshole? This is America! Anyone can say what they want! What happened to the First Amendment!”

Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Louisiana)




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Sarah Palin



“I’m with you, Bobby! Who gives to shits about the gays anyway? God doesn't like them. It's in the bible.”

Sarah Palin




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Bashar al-Assad


“I am with you, too, Bobby, you cute little brown skin boy! I chase the gays out of my country or just kill them with the barrel bombs! Barrel bombs, barrel bombs, how I love my barrel bombs! It is so funny when the little gay boys go BOOM! I chuckle!”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad






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