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| Vladimir Putin |
“So …
Mr. Spyboy Edward Snowden. You don’t like it much here in Russia? I see you are
offering your spyboy services to Brazil in exchange for political asylum there
… What’s not to like here in Russia? We have hot and cold running vodka and
lots of cabbage. You don’t like cabbage and vodka? Maybe you don’t like being
out of the spotlight, or not being able to move freely as you Americans like to
do. Maybe you like to go to Brazil and get a nice Brazilian wax? Or spend some
time with Brazilian woman? Maybe get a little hubba hubba? Or maybe you just
stay here and I just bury you in Russian snow drift, Spyboy. Then I keep you
permanently on the move to sites unknown, where you will never be heard from
again. My feelings are hurt, Mr. Snowden. I feel used and dirty. You took
advantage of my generous nature.”
Russian President Vladimir
Putin
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