Overheard in Texas:

Kathleen Sebelius

“Darrell Issa is attempting to stifle and intimidate the Obamacare Navigators into quitting. His goal is to destroy their reputations as individuals as one more attempt to destroy the Affordable Care Act. He is a foul, nasty man who believes anyone who can’t afford their own health insurance should die penniless and broke.”

Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius

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Darrell Issa

“I don’t hate poor people! I just don’t like to help them. I employ a lot of poor people and pay them barely enough to buy food and shelter, let alone health care. I pay them so little that the American taxpayers then have to subsidize them with food stamps, heating assistance, WIC, and all that other liberal giveaway stuff. How do you think I became a millionaire 220 times over? Stupid bitch. You are the one who fucked up the Obamacare rollout. Don’t try to push this on me.”

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-California), chair of the House Oversight Committee, a suspected car thief and arsonist who made his $220 million fortune by developing aftermarket car security devices that his company manufactured and sold

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Kathleen Sebelius

“I didn’t try to push any thing on to you except that which you own, cocksucker. What the hell? Do you get up and take a ‘mean as shit’ pill every morning? You are down in Texas stirring the pot, a state where you have to earn less than $5,000 a year to even qualify for Medical Assistance … Do you have any idea how little that is and how many people out there work full time jobs and yet still can’t afford to see a doctor?”

Secretary Sebelius

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Darrell Issa

“Don’t know; don’t care. You have obviously mistaken me for a public servant. Now go home and sweep the floor, bitch. I’m just down here in Texas helping my buddies Rep. Blakc Farenthold (R-Texas) Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas) Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-Texas) and Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) as they work to keep Texas a state full of honest, hard-working people.”

Rep. Issa

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Kathleen Sebelius

 

“Well, there is a brain trust. America feels better already.”

Secretary Sebelius