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| George |
“You-lost-a-ga-in.
You-lost-a-ga-in. You-are-a-loser. You-are-a- loser. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
George
Stephanopoulos,
host of ABC’s ‘This Week With George Stephanopoulos, speaking to David Gregory,
host of rival NBC’s ‘Meet the Press.’ In three of the last four weeks, ABC has trounced NBC in the Sunday morning news show ratings.
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| David Gregory |
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“Oh fuck you, George.”
David Gregory
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| George |
“You
know, when the camera zooms in on your face, we can all see your acne scars.
Looks like you had a pretty rough puberty, David. Some dermabrasion would fix that right up. Meanwhile, I remain gorgeous JUST THE WAY I AM. G-O-D, I am one HANDSOME man.”
George
Stephanopoulos
|
| David Gregory |
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“Too bad the camera doesn’t show you
sitting on three phone books because you, my friend, are a fucking tiny little hobbit.”
David Gregory
|
| George |
- - -
“I
may be short in stature, Scarface, but I am LONG in RATINGS. Why don't you just hang it up? You can't beat me!”
George
Stephanopoulos
|
| David Gregory |
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“You won't be on top for long, pally. For the next
three Sundays, I have President Obama coming on to give details of his planned
nuclear attack on … Detroit, a story you've totally missed.”
David Gregory
|
| George |
- - -
“Nice
try, but that’s bullshit. And speaking of three, I’ve beaten you for three out
of the last four Sundays, AND last week, you came in THIRD place, coming in
behind Bob Schaffer on ‘Face the Nation,’ and only dried up corpses watch that
show.”
George
Stephanopoulos
|
| David Gregory |
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“Maybe if you tried to think up some
hard questions and you had to get rough with your guests, maybe people wouldn’t
think you such a cherub.”
David Gregory
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| George |
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“David…?...”
George
Stephanopoulos
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| David Gregory |
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“…Yes, George?…”
David Gregory
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| George |
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“…Don't you think I'm one gorgeous hunk of manly man-ness?
C’mon now. Admit it to the camera.”
George
Stephanopoulos
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| David Gregory |
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“Oh fuck you.”
David Gregory
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