Sunday, January 19, 2014

Overheard at the Vatican:


Pope Benedict



"You people say the Catholic Church does nothing about its pedophile priests! HA! I defrocked 400 pedophile priests while I was pope! I did something! That is 1 percent of the 400,000 priests serving worldwide."

Former Pope Benedict





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Jesus Christ

"Now, Benny. Tell the truth. Why did you really defrock all of those priests? C'mon now. Your eternal life is on the line here."
Jesus Christ, son of God







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Pope Benedict



"OK, Jesus. I'll confess. I just wanted to make sure there were enough kids left for me."
Pope Benedict





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Jesus Christ


"That's better. You're still going to hell though."
Jesus Christ

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