Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Michele Bachmann

"Jesus is going to appeal Obamacare. He has heard me praying and that's all I have to do is pray. He will just wave his magic wand and poof it will be gone."

Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), unsuccessful candidate for the GOP's nomination for president in 2012 and a TEA Party favorite. Bachmann often appears dazed and confused and prefers fiction she creates to  reality, even on her best days. She usually blames it on her medication.

Jesus Christ

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"Uhm... Rep. Bachman? That's not how it works. And I don't have a fucking magic wand."

Michele Bachmann

Jesus Christ, son of God

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"Are you real or another hallucination?"

Rep. Bachmann

Jesus Christ

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"Depends on who you listen to."
Jesus Christ

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"He's just kidding, Michele.
He's real, I'm the hallucination."

Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Fox news pundit

Jesus Christ

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"That also depends on who you listen to."
Jesus Christ

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Michele Bachmann

Jesus Christ

"OK, Nice to meet you Jesus. Weren't you just talking to me yesterday?"

 Rep. Bachmann

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"Sometimes I come back. I can't help it."
 Jesus Christ

Michele Bachmann

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"I don't get it."

 Rep. Bachmann

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Jesus Christ

"Ask Mister Ed. He will explain it to you. But I am not going to appeal Obamacare, be-yotch. If something isn't done, you rotten GOP bastards will let them die. 'Blessed are those with healthcare, for they shall get well and rule the earth.' Or something like that."

Michele Bachmann

Jesus Christ

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"Shit. What if I yell when I pray?"

Jesus Christ

Rep. Bachmann

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"Michele. Don't swear at me. It will make me cross. MAKE ME CROSS! Do you get that one, Michele, or do I have to NAIL you?"

Jesus 

Michele Bachmann

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"I don't get it."

 Rep. Bachmann