Friday, January 31, 2014

Overheard in the Senate:


Richard Burr

“I don’t think anyone noticed our fuckup in our ‘Obamacare Alternative’ insurance plan. We were pretty stealthy.”

Sen. Richard Burr (R-North Carolina)






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Orrin Hatch

“Yeah, but enough people noticed for us to go back in and revamp the damn proposal, which pisses me off. I think someone squealed.”
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah)





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Tom Corbin

“Totally, Orrin. Shit, if we could have pushed that through as we originally planned, we would have had a REAL money maker. Sonuvabitch! We finally would have done what we wanted to do all this time—tax the health plans of most middle class Americans! It would have been great. Nearly a hundred billion dollars a year in NEW MONEY!”
Sen. Tom Corbin (R-Oklahoma)





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Richard Burr

 “If the shit hits the fan over this, Sen. Corbin, we’re going to blame you. I hope that’s all right. With you leaving office and not running for re-election, it will save the rest of us from getting a black eye.”


Sen. Burr




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Tom Coburn

“No problem. But that is pretty funny. Me getting a BLACK eye over OBAMAcare? HO HO HO HO HO.”
Sen. Coburn




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Orrin Hatch


“Too funny! HO HO HO HO HO”


Sen. Hatch

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