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| Barack Obama |
“Hello? Uhm ...
Chuck? President Obama here. Yes. I’m just reading your proposal for
modernizing our nuclear deterrent. Just got it off the fax machine. Yes. Yes.
Maybe. But wait. I have a few questions.”
President
Barack Obama (D)
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| Chuck Hagel |
“What
can I tell you, Mr. President?”
Secretary
of Defense Chuck Hagel
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| Barack Obama |
“The
main thing you can tell me is why in the holy name of Jesus I should take your
advise on deterring the nuclear threat from other nations when you thus far
have not been able to come up with even one single proposal for deterring
sexual assault in the military. I would think sexual assault would be a less
onerous thing to deter than nuclear war, you know?”
President
Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“I’ve
given you proposals, President Obama. You just haven’t liked any of them.”
Secretary
Hagel
(You can find them here, here, here, and here:)
http://theyneversaidit.blogspot.com/2013/12/overheard-in-oval-office_20.html
http://theyneversaidit.blogspot.com/2013/12/overheard-in-oval-office.html
http://theyneversaidit.blogspot.com/2013/11/overheard-at-rape-crisis-center.html
http://theyneversaidit.blogspot.com/2013/11/overheard-in-white-house-womens-restroom.html
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| Barack Obama |
“BECAUSE
THEY WERE ALL STUPID, CHUCK!”
President
Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“OK.”
Secretary
Hagel
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| Barack Obama |
“So
why should I listen to you about how to deter anything, let alone the threat of nuclear war?”
President
Obama
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| Chuck Hagel |
“Uhm -
- -“
Secretary
Hagel
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| Chuck Hagel |
“Uhm
- - -“
Secretary
Hagel
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| Chuck Hagel |
“Uhm -
- -“
Secretary
Hagel
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| Chuck Hagel |
“Uhm
- - -“
Secretary
Hagel
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| Chuck Hagel |
“I
don’t know, sir.”
Secretary
Hagel
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