Thursday, January 9, 2014

Overheard in Steubenville:


Lynnett Gorman



“Elementary school principal charged with covering up the rape of a child? Not a big crime. All you have to do is serve 40 hours of community service and voila! All is well! Shit! What would I have gotten for murder? A $50 fine and time served?”

West Elementary School principal Lynnett Gorman of Steubenville, Ohio, one of six school administrators charged with covering up the gang sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl by a group of high school baseball players in April 2012.







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Pope Francis I

 “It sounds like this was a Catholic School. Am I correct?”

Pope Francis I






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Jesus Christ
“Fuck no, Franny. Just a really fucked up public one, where sports are valued more than people. Sexual Assault Cover-up—It’s not just for Catholics any more! Can I get an AMEN?”

Jesus Christ, son of God






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Pope Francis I

“Do you think I can hire her to work for the church?”
Pope Francis I









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Jesus Christ

“If you do, I'll crucify you, Franny. Seriously. I'll crucify you.”

Jesus Christ


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