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| Rep. John Boehner |
“So
what are we going to do tonight, Eric?”
Speaker of the House Rep.
John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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| Eric Cantor |
“Same
thing we do every night, Johnny! Try to repeal Obamacare using my diabolical five-step
PLAN!”
Majority Whip Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)
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| Rep. John Boehner |
“What’s
the first step, Eric? Do I have to put on a tutu?”
Rep.
Boehner
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| Eric Cantor |
“No,
that comes later, after everyone else goes home. The first step is to pass new ONEROUS regulations that will
be applied to Obamacare, making it even more cumbersome and expensive to
operate. We are going to make this as horrible and as difficult as we possibly
can! At the same time, we’ll make EVERY enrollee believe their personal
information is at risk of being hacked AT ANY MOMENT! First Obamacare … and
then THE WORLD!”
Rep.
Cantor
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