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| George Washington |
“Another
deplorable myth about yours truly: that I added the words ‘So Help Me God’ to the end of the
Presidential Oath (Article Two, Section One, Clause Eight of the Constitution,
in case you are wondering). I did NOT. What horse manure that is! Not only didn’t I put
those words into the Constitution, they aren’t even fucking there, no matter what that cunt Sarah Palin tries to tell you! Try and find
them. Go ahead! Use a magnifying glass! I certainly never said those words, EVER. The assholes who have held the
job since the early nineteenth century added that little phrase in an
effort to boost their standing among Christians and to foster the myth that the
United States was founded as a ‘Christian’ nation. If any one had suggested
that fucking notion when I was alive, why, I would have bitten them with my non-wooden teeth.”
George
Washington, believed to be the father of our country,
though paternity tests are inconclusive
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