Friday, January 24, 2014

Overheard on Main Street:


Mike Huckabee

“Women MUST keep their men satisfied or risk losing their money tickets, yet women must also control their libidos so that they don’t fall prey to the Democrats’ birth control pill scheme. Therefore, they must perform more fellatio and learn to like it. That, of course, is just what I’ve told my wife to teach my daughters. It will also be part of the next Republican Party National Platform. We all feel this way.”


Mike Huckabee (R), former conservative radio host/Arkansas governor and presidential candidate and current Fox host. This week, Huckabee became America's new favorite sexologist, supplanting Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

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