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| Lindsey Graham |
“Oh, Johnny, here we are again! Flying off to the Middle
East to try and beat some sense into another crazy despot, just you and me on a
military jet, sitting side by side while eating a tasty fruit cup. I always
feel so safe and warm inside when I am flying with you, Johnny.”
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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| John McCain |
“We have got to get Afghanistan
President Hamid Karzai to sign the Bilateral Security Agreement before this
whole thing blows up in our faces. This situation has become downright
ridiculous and we cannot let Karzai bend us over a barrel and stick it to Uncle
Sam.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Lindsey Graham |
“You say that like being bent over a barrel and manhandled is a bad
thing, Johnny! C’mon, Senator Crankypants, you’ve been through worse things,
and I can’t think of anything I’d like better. But not with President Karzai. I
just don’t find him very cute, do you?”
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
“You know, Sen. Graham, you are giving
me the willies again with asking me if I find President Karzai cute.”
Sen. McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“Oh sure. Let’s just pretend we didn’t get tossed out of
the American Disaster disco in Milan, Italy, in 1992 when we ‘accidentally’
took off our jockstraps while doing the congo line through the mezzanine. Sure,
Johnny, it never happened. You never touched me with your prisoner of war
phallus. God, I used to love that place. The drinks … the food … the men’s room
…”
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
“You know, you should not keep telling
that story. it never happened. I’ve never even been to Milan.”
Sen. McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“Sure John. You were never there. Not even one time. And
you certainly didn’t spend some ‘private time’ with a certain bartender who
shall remain nameless. You slut.”
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
“And I suppose I was doing all of this
while wearing tap shoes, sequined suspenders and a feather boa?”
Sen. McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“No. The boa and suspenders, yes, but not the tap shoes. They don’t
allow them at American Disaster. Takes the shine off the floor. As if you didn't already know that.”
Sen. Graham
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