Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Overheard in Heaven:



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“Hey there! All you students at Bob Jones University! Reporting that you were sexually assaulted as a child or as an adult will not damage me. I WANT you to report to law enforcement. I WANT you to get REAL psychotherapy—not that bullshit they offer at BOB JONES. The university personnel—men—who have been telling you not to report such things are lying pieces of shit. And don’t believe that YOU making the report will DOOM these rat bastards to hell. Yes, they are going to hell, but not because you reported them. Father HATES Bob Jones—and HE does not hate easily! Filthy liars. I can't wait for lunch. It's gyro day again. Poor little lamb.”

Jesus F. Christ, son of God

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