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| Alec Baldwin |
“And … er … son … you’ve been a naughty boy-oyyyyyy…”
Alec
Baldwin, actor, professional bastard
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| Anderson Cooper |
“Hello,
Baldwin. How are the anger management classes going? And what in the holy name
of Jesus do you want from me now?”
Anderson
Cooper, host of CNN’s ‘Anderson 360’
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| Alec Baldwin |
“Just your
soul And … er … son …. Just your soul. Just kidding.”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“No
you weren’t.”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“Never
mind that. What are you doing allowing videotape of a trial to air on your show
without bleeping out the profanities? And these were some heavy duty words, And…er…son…—‘motherfucker’ and ‘shit’. Those are two of the biggies.”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“Yeah,
it happened and I apologized to my viewers. Some of us have real jobs with
deadlines, you know, and stuff happens.”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“I’m
going to make a complaint about you, And…er…son …—you know, just like the
complaint you made about me ALLEGEDLY calling a photographer a cocksucking
faggot, which I never even did because my mouth would never utter such a
redundancy. But maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get YOU fired just to return the favor.”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“I
didn’t get you fired, Alec. You did that with your own fool mouth and temper.”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“And … er
… son …”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“What?”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“I know
which curse word is your favorite.”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“You
are going to say ‘cocksucker’, because I’m gay, but it’s not my favorite curse
word.”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“No, that’s
not it. I know what is—‘motherfucker’. And…er…son … are you a motherfucker?
Did you fuck your mother, Anderson? Is the trauma of that act what turned you
into a cocksucking faggot?”
Alec
Baldwin
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| Anderson Cooper |
“You
are just a despicable creature, Baldwin. And note, I didn’t say you are a
despicable man. You’re not a man; you’re a creature.”
Anderson
Cooper
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| Alec Baldwin |
“I love
it when you talk dirty to me, And…er…son … C’mon now. Make that sexy
breathing noise in my ear. You are such a naughty, naughty boy.”
Alec
Baldwin
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