Monday, February 10, 2014

Overheard in Maine:


Ted Cruz

“I won a totally unofficial completely bogus bingo-style presidential contender raffle-thingy in Maine! OVERWHELMINGLY, I might add! I totally kicked Rand Paul’s ass. Totally! I am the next nominee for sure! I LOVE being a TEAbagging!”

Sen. Rafael 'Ted' Cruz Jr. (R-Texas), TEA Party darling, after winning some kind of straw poll conducted by the Maine Republican Liberty Caucus, whatever the hell that is.

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