Ted Cruz |
“I won
a totally unofficial completely bogus bingo-style presidential contender
raffle-thingy in Maine! OVERWHELMINGLY,
I might add! I totally kicked Rand Paul’s ass. Totally! I am the next nominee
for sure! I LOVE being a TEAbagging!”
Sen. Rafael
'Ted' Cruz Jr. (R-Texas), TEA Party darling, after winning some kind of
straw poll conducted by the Maine Republican Liberty Caucus, whatever the hell
that is.
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