Thursday, February 20, 2014

Overheard in Minnesota:


Michele Bachmann

“This country isn’t ready for a woman president. Sure, we elected an African-American, but that was because of the white man’s guilt over slavery.* We had to give the blacks something! But men have no guilt over the fact that women in this country are treated like slaves, back then or now, so piss off Hillary! Wait … what kind of Democratic voodoo made me say that? Gimme my klonopin jar! I must have missed a dose.”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)



*(Yeah, she really, really did say it.)

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