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| Jay Paterno |
“I have
no political experience whatsoever, but I am running for lieutenant governor in
Pennsylvania. I don’t actually know fuck-all about the job, but dammit, I have
the name recognition. But don’t worry: If I'm elected, I won’t be letting Jerry
Sandusky sexually assault any children in my office.”
Jay Paterno, newly announced Democratic candidate for
lieutenant governor in Pennsylvania. Paterno, a former football coach and player, is the son of late Penn State
football coach Joe Paterno. Sandusky, of course, is the former Penn State
defensive coach presently serving a prison sentence for sexually assaulting children on the Penn
State campus, at his home, and at other
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