Overheard at Friday Night Karaoke:

Vladimir Putin

"This is song by my good friend Harry Nillson. You all know ‘Everybody’s Talking,’ so you sing along. That is not request. That is order."

Russian President Vladimir Putin

Everybody’s writing sanctions

I don’t listen to them

I just do not give a shit

Europeans keep on glaring

Obama, he just keeps on staring

I just do not give a shit

I’m just gonna keep Crimea

’Cuz it belongs to me

I’m rebuilding Russian empire

So kiss my pale white ass

Wah, wah wah wah wah

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

wah-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I’m going to the beach, Crimea

Gonna catch some rays

The people there love mother Russia

And hate the West

And I won’t let them le-eeeeeeevvvvvvv-eeeeeeeeeee Russia behind

No, I won’t let them le-eeeeeeevvvvvvv-eeeeeeeeeee Russia behind

"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Vladimir has left the building."