Thursday, March 20, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ

“Yes, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, the Patriarch of Hate and Bigotry, has died. I cannot tell you if he is in here in Heaven, however I can tell you the case is under appeal. Who am I to judge? I leave that to Father. He likes that shit.”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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