Thursday, March 20, 2014

Overheard in Florida:


Lassie


“What the hell is it with all of these men in Florida raping their dogs and puppies? Christ! We may be man’s best friend, but even friends draw the line somewhere, shitheads. Timmy better not try that shit with me; I'll circumcise the little bastard permanently.”

Lassie, famous canine actor

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