Monday, March 31, 2014

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“You know, I love puppies and kittens best of all. They are kind and sweet and warm and cuddly. But the civilians in my country? No, I don't like them. BOOM! There’s another 100 dead! BOOM! Another 100 dead! I could do this all day! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Theres’s 300! BOO! That’s only 200 because I did not say the 'M'! He he he. This is more fun than beating my wife! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!”

Syria President Bashar al-Assad

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