Showing posts with label Cardinal Timothy Dolan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cardinal Timothy Dolan. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Overheard Outside Rick Santorum's Sauna:


Timothy Dolan
“I do, Rick. But they have to be CATHOLIC Boy Scouts, with NO gay scouts and NO gay leaders. Oh, and they have to all be under age 12 and wear those cute little Boy Scout shorts.”

Archbishop of New York and former archbishop of Milwaukee Timothy Dolan, America's favorite shielder of pedophiles.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Overheard on 'This Week':


Cardinal Timothy Dolan

“Pope Francis has shattered the illusions that the church is mean and always telling us why we can’t do things and certain types of people should be excluded from participating in the church, from experiencing God’s love. Pope Francis is saying the church is about warmth and tenderness and inclusion. Holy fucking Christ, it is refreshing!”

Cardinal Timothy Dolan of New York, curiously one of the principal architect’s of the church’s image as a safe haven for pedophile priests for decades, opponent of health care for the poor, and condemner of homosexuals. Documents released by the Milwaukee Diocese in July 2013 show there is no question that Dolan, while archbishop of Milwaukee from 2002 to 2009, ROUTINELY transferred pedophile priests from parish to parish in an effort to hide their crimes and sought Vatican permission to hide $57 million in a trust fund to shield it from potential court cases filed by survivors of sexual assaults by pedophile priests.




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George Stephanopoulos


“Wow. I really let him off easy. I think I was distracted by that hat. I guess I should have asked him about some of those things, huh? Shit. I fucked up again. Wow. I guess I really am just one more pretty face. Nah. That’s bullshit. I am the PRETTIEST face. Don’t you all agree?”

George Stephanopoulos, host of ABC’s ‘This Week’





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Jesus Christ




“I hope I am working the gates when you try to get into heaven George. I really do. Shithead. You too, Dolan. I can't WAIT for your pedophile-aiding ass to show itself at the gates.”

Jesus Christ, son of God