Showing posts with label Democrats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Democrats. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Overheard in Prayer:



Pat Robertson

"God tells me everything and he does not like Democrats, faggots, or poor people. He is undecided about women." 

Pat Robertson, media mogul, former minister, renown collector of liver spots, and God's best friend

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Overheard in Hell:



Karl Rove

"Yes, it is true: Satan went on vacation last month and I filled in for him. It was a pay cut, but a worthy learning experience. And yes, it is true, a lot of puppies and kittens were sacrificed during my tenure in hell. We even got rid of a few Democrats. Any other goddam questions shitheads?"

Karl Rove, GOP strategist, former chief aid to President George W. Bush, and hater of anything that benefits mankind, except rich people.