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| Jesus Christ |
"I am talking with Father about sending a truckload of green
mamba snakes down that Vatican chimney as a surprise for the Cardinals. Optimist
that I am, I think it will wake them up. Father remains unconvinced. And now he
has turned himself into a burning bush and is being totally non-communicative.
I hate when he pulls this shit. Sometimes the old parlor tricks just get old. Heck, even Michael Jackson turned himself into a burning bush once. So did Richard Pryor. He's the creator of the universe. I believe he needs some new tricks. I shall keep you all posted."
Jesus Christ, son of God
