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| Jesus Christ |
"So tell us, Franny. What is new on the child sexual
assault front?"
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
"The front sir? There are just as many child sexual assaults on the
rear as there are on the, sir, so I'm not sure what you mean."
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
"I mean THE FRONT, you fucking moron, as in the fight against priests who
sexually assault children—what is the church doing to root it out and stop it.
It was one of the things I said YOU had to fix once you became pope. Don't trifle with me."
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| Pope Francis I |
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"Oh that. It's all been solved, Jesus. I've told them
to stop doing it and that is the end of it."
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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"I knew it. You really are a used car salesman. I told father you looked like one, you shithead. Franny, let's get moving on this. I want to resolve things with the Catholics, so I can start on the pedophiles in other religions... like the Baptists, creepy bastards that they are. I will be back for a report in a few weeks."
Jesus Christ
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