Overheard at the Vatican:

Pope Francis 1

"Citizens of the world, I beseech you: give up this cult of money you worship... It is not good for your soul to be so crazy about money... You all need to be poor; you will appreciate life more. And you can get poor really quickly by giving everything you have to the Catholic Church. Remember, Jesus loves you and I love 5-year-olds."

Pope Francis 1