Showing posts with label Rep. Patrick J. Tiberi. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 6, 2014

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Patrick Tiberi

“If Jesus Christ himself was the Speaker of the House, he couldn’t control the goddam halfwit Republicans who are now serving, so poor old John Boehner doesn’t have a chance.”

Rep. Patrick J. Tiberi (R-Ohio)






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Jesus Christ
“Listen up, Patty. Let me assure you, I could control them. I could make all of them dance on the heads of pins if I chose to, so please, leave me out of your hyperbolic rhetoric. I’ve got my own House to tend to. Dickhead.”

Jesus Christ, son of God