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| President George Washington |
"So let me get this straight: you put my face on the
lowly $1 bill and the face of that fat-ass man-slut Ben Franklin on the
$100 bill? WTF, people? OK, I get the symbolism—first president, $1 bill—but for Christ's sake, I
founded this goddam country. Shouldn't I be on one of the larger
denominations?"
George Washington, founding father/first president.
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| Benjamin Franklin |
"George was always jealous because I got more tail
than him—that and I have more cool things named after me. Silly twit."
Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor, postmaster, diplomat, and one-time president of Pennsylvania (go look it up).
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| President Abraham Lincoln |
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"I'm just glad they didn't stick my face on the $3 bill—
if you get my meaning."
if you get my meaning."
President Abraham Lincoln, 16th president, emancipator,
and renowned frontier cuddlebunny.
and renowned frontier cuddlebunny.
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