"I am rewriting history. I have lied to the entire
world, my family, my friends, and my admirers for nearly 15 years. People
around the world are talking about me. Pretty incredible for a douchebag with
one testicle, isn't it?"
Lance Armstrong, cyclist., who has admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs while winning seven Tour de France titles, which have been stripped from him as a result.
Lance Armstrong, cyclist., who has admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs while winning seven Tour de France titles, which have been stripped from him as a result.
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"Now everyone knows why I kicked his ass out."
Sheryl Crow, rock star and former fiancé of Armstrong.
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