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| Pope Benedict XVI |
"It's true.
I'm retiring. Yeah, I'm a goddam trendsetter—first pope to resign in 600 years. I'm
85; get the fuck over it. When you can't hold the little boys down any more,
it's time to hang up the crucifix. See my arms? This is how I do it. I put my
hands out and push them down, but the boys, they just won't stay any more, no matter how many wafers I
offer. It's just depressing. So off I go."
Pope Benedict XVI
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| Madonna |
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"I should be
the next goddam pope. I have my own fucking crucifix, more money than the ENTIRE frigging church
and they named Jesus' mother after me—beat that!"
Madonna, singer/dancer/exhibitionist/stay-at-home mom
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"No, no. Let
me be the next pope. I've been a nun and I have this tattoo of Jesus. Show me one pope with a
penis who has ever had a tattoo like this one and I'll show you a real man."
Sinead O'Connor,
Irish singer
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