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| Pope Francis I |
"Biden and Pelosi took communion my inauguration ceremony? While they support abortion rights for women? That's a giant sin. Jesus is frowning. They are
both going to hell. That is all there is to it. I have their handbaskets all ready. They are very pretty."
Pope Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
"Oh, fuck off, Franny. I am not frowning. Get over yourself. We are talking about
a bit of cracker and some grape juice; I'm sure you can afford it.
Asshole. Now, if you want to have a discussion about things that will send you
to hell, we need to hear your thoughts on child sexual assaults by priests,
because I have my own
collection of handbaskets to hand out. If you continue the policy you exercised
in Argentina—that of being silent about abuse, of not acting quickly when
criminal charges were made, of refusing to speak with victims, and of issuing
reports calling convicted pedophile priests innocent—I shall have a special
handbasket made for you. My handbaskets may not be as pretty as yours, but they will get you to hell just as fast. Maybe faster."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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