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| Mitch McConnell |
"All right now, gentlemen, sing along to the tune of
'Under the Boardwalk.'"
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million. McConnell is known to smile only when draining the
life force from young children and the elderly—preferably both at the same time.
Oh, when the budget's broke, we want to blame the other gu-y
'Cuz if we fess up, it
just might mean bye-bye!
Under sequester
Here in D.C.-e-e-e
You know we're gonna fuck you
That's just how it be
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| Rep. Eric Cantor |
Under sequester: we'll shut down the parks
Under sequester: you will see the sparks
Under sequester: we're cutting your stuff
Under sequester: don't give us no guff
Under sequester: FESTER.
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| Rep. John Boehner |
Oh from the veterans groups you hear bitching 'bout the
cuts.
And in the mental wards, they're just throwin' out the nuts
Under sequester
Here in D.C.-e-e-e
You know we're gonna fuck you
That's just how it be
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| Rep. Paul Ryan |
Under sequester: we'll shut to the parks
Under sequester: you will see the sparks
Under sequester: we're cutting your stuff
Under sequester: don't give us no guff
Under sequester: FESTER.
Under sequester: FESTER.
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| Mitch McConnell |
"That was so good it brought tears to my eyes."
Sen. McConnell
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