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| John Boehner |
"You see, Dr. Freud, I am a laid back kind
of guy. I like to let things happen. I have not had a substantive conversation
with the president in six months. FUCK HIM! The president will not do things MY
WAY, so fuck him, because we sure as hell AIN'T going to do them HIS way. Who
does he think he is?"
Speaker of the House John Boehner, whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"So…. you want to fuck the president but you are refusing to meet
the president halfway, then? Is that it? I don't know how you will plan to do this."
Sigmund Freud, famous psychiatrist
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| John Boehner |
"I don't want to literally fuck him, of course. Listen, the American people
tell me what to do and they say I shouldn't meet him halfway. The people said
'no.'"
Rep. Boehner
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"They said 'no' to what?"
Dr. Freud
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| John Boehner |
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"Anything Obama says. He talks
and I hear 316 million people screaming 'NO' inside my head."
Rep. Boehner
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"And do you want to fuck these 316 million people who scream in your head? OK…. so you won't talk to the president because everyone hates him, and yet, he was
re-elected, despite all these 316 million people screaming in your head. Did
you actually TALK to any of these 316 million people you hear screaming in your
head?"
Dr. Freud
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| John Boehner |
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"I talk to them all the time,
Dr. Freud. Day in and Day out—they are always there and tell me what to do and
what not to do. I think of it as my being linked to the psyche of the voting
public. I don't know why I have the gift to be able to do this, but it is real.
I hear the voices; and I act."
Rep. Boehner
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"So you talk to things in your
head and you believe they are real?"
Dr. Freud
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| John Boehner |
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"Yes. Because they are real.
Just like Sarah Palin's
breasts are real."
breasts are real."
Rep. Boehner
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"No, neither one of them is
real."
Dr. Freud
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| John Boehner |
"What? Both of Sarah Palin's
breasts are fake? I've SEEN them in a movie, that documentary, 'Nailin' Palin.' Those breasts are not fake. And boy, there is a woman who really knows how to handle a co.."
Rep. Boehner
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| Sigmund Freud |
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"...You are a pretty bat shit fuck crazy insane
cuckoo bird, you know that, right?"
Dr. Freud
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