Overheard in New Jersey:

Gov. Chris Christie

"I've gotten everything I can out of President Obama so now I will start bashing him in preparation for my 2016 presidential campaign. I even reversed my position on Obamacare and VETOED the proposed Medicare expansion here, despite my pledging to approve it. As long as I have health insurance coverage for my fat ass, what do I care about the working poor? Fuck 'em. Yep. I got what I needed and now Obama can go fuck himself. It's the law of the JUNGLE, baby. Now can I bum a doughnut?"

Gov. Chris Christie (R-New Jersey),

 former participant in a bromance with 

President Barack Obama. Christie announced

the end of the bromance while Obama was

touring Africa, apparently to avoid a nasty break-up scene.

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Ann Coulter

"I don't care if Chris Christie starts drowning gay babies at birth, after that immigration vote he directed, he is dead to me. That would be pretty cool if he'd do that, though. I'd buy tickets for that."

Ann Coulter, America's favorite transsexual, author,
and pundit. For some reason, Coulter is only seen on
Fox News shows...